in this holiday collection don't inspire you to do some fucking under the mistletoe, you might be the Grinch who stole Santa's bouncy butt plug! These XXXmas-themed games don't miss many chances to point out that Santa is a big old Daddy-dom who would as soon come up your chimney as he would come down it, if you know what I mean. All those sexy elves in stretchy tights that hang around his North Pole are there for a reason, you know. And so, a merry fucking Christmas to you!